To the great fellow Joseph:
Thanks for your message.
I hope not to say in my e-Mail messages an incorrect _expression_, but I know that my English is very bad. Any way I don't like offend to anybody, I don't use "offensive words", and my intention is other. In my house, may mother did say me "te voy a quemar la boca" or "lavate esa bocota con jabón" when I, or my brothers and sisters said any bad word (maldiciones o groserías).
I understand the John message in the correct way, his comment benefit me, because is for my future corrections. I will effort more to write correct English, I promise you.
That you say of your experience learning English is very interesting. I relate you a funny account "chiste", I hope you can translate to the rest of the ranchos group:
En una familia adinerada, el padre envió a uno de sus hijos mayores
a Estados Unidos para que aprendiera bien el inglés, el hijo se fue a una de las mejores escuelas de allá, al poco tiempo el padre le habla